Fear not dear Fully-Franked-Followers – I AM ALIVE!
Indexing Ian was so distraught when he discovered the Fully Franked Fund performance was about to blast past his Index Investments, that he kidnapped me!! I was attacked from behind, blindfolded, thrown into a van and taken on a wild drive to an abandoned warehouse in the middle of nowhere. When the blindfold came off, there was Ian, grinning at me manically while I was tied to a chair, telling me my official August 2018 results would never see the light of day.
After many days with little food or water, I realised I was going to have to outwit him to ever escape alive. “Hey Ian”, I said, “how do you feel about that increase to the Management Fee on your VAS index fund of 0.03%?”
“What increase!?!” he said, “Are you kidding me!? I’m going to march into those Vanguard offices right now and sort this out! There’s no way they are charging me an extra 0.03% just for following an index! Don’t they know who I am? I’m INDEXING IAN damn it!”
It was shortly after he left when I made my daring escape, found the nearest computer and wifi connection, and finally released this post….…